what are the rules for all living things???

Well i think the rules for all living things are as follows.

Number one: All living things must be made of biological matter eg: skin.

Number two: All living things must be able to reproduce.

Number three: All living things must be able to heal themselves on some level.

Number four: All living things must be able to grow in some way.

Number five: All living things must have or be cells of some kind.

I believe that without these five basic rules something can not be classified as "living".